dog days
August 1, 2008
if somehow eggplant parmesan was made with the orange chicken sauce and breading from panda express, then i could probably stop eating meat.
and die of a heart attack at 23.
my dog can’t hardly see, because his hair is so curly that is covers his eyes. but he only eats and shits, and when you have a very sensitive nose at the end of your mouth and a fully exposed asshole, sight is not really required for either of those activities.
if i was a blind terrier i would do nothing but eat orange fried eggplant and shit it out all day.
