lists

three worst condiments

1. parsley

2. corn oil

3. sawdust

3. (tied) sand

unfortunate car names

- volvo vulva

- pontiac recession

- lamborghini chode

things my left hand cannot do well

- dial phones

- play tetris unassisted

- perform sex acts

- cut a steak

ten mundane superheroes

1. xerox man

2. captain evaporation

3. the napkin!

4. the green napkin!

5. well intentioned nurse with shaky hands

6. optometrist of DOOM

7. colonel chicken scraps

8. can man jim

9. clint, master of pre-calculus

10. meteorological madman

meh.